Wednesday, June 30, 2010
June 30 11 pm
Chimp 105 World cup 123
Had a great day and night not one timewaster( thanks to Mersey male, Ks 120670, Deeper Harder, Want a gud ride and Jumbo 1983 who was my 100th shooter ). Few doubles and hubby had to score himself because he was well turned on. He has to watch me walking around in my kit for most of the challenge. He's had nearly as many cigs in he's mouth as I've had c---s in my box lol.
I've heard a few football quotes since my challenge one of them is " they don't like it up em " . Don't understand that being a innocent female(don't even go there)because I really do like it up me, saying that Hubs doesn't mind either hehe.
It's a sorry state of affairs when you've got one girl keeping the hopes of the nation alive and don't forget I'm not getting paid unlike our supposed England team. At least I show a bit of passion and will give and recieve for blighty lol.
Before I go I would like to thank u all for your support against the idiots who where trying to ruin my challenge by being total timewasting jealous I've got no life but smearing myself in utterly buttery will make me attractive to the top of the ugly tree which they fell out of. Lol. Pimpachimp damp moist and that's nothing to do with the weather. Thanks again Creampie 4 Friday get intouch if u want to help your country. Jo x
Had a great day and night not one timewaster( thanks to Mersey male, Ks 120670, Deeper Harder, Want a gud ride and Jumbo 1983 who was my 100th shooter ). Few doubles and hubby had to score himself because he was well turned on. He has to watch me walking around in my kit for most of the challenge. He's had nearly as many cigs in he's mouth as I've had c---s in my box lol.
I've heard a few football quotes since my challenge one of them is " they don't like it up em " . Don't understand that being a innocent female(don't even go there)because I really do like it up me, saying that Hubs doesn't mind either hehe.
It's a sorry state of affairs when you've got one girl keeping the hopes of the nation alive and don't forget I'm not getting paid unlike our supposed England team. At least I show a bit of passion and will give and recieve for blighty lol.
Before I go I would like to thank u all for your support against the idiots who where trying to ruin my challenge by being total timewasting jealous I've got no life but smearing myself in utterly buttery will make me attractive to the top of the ugly tree which they fell out of. Lol. Pimpachimp damp moist and that's nothing to do with the weather. Thanks again Creampie 4 Friday get intouch if u want to help your country. Jo x
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
June 29
Had a very interesting day today, I've had so called strickers who should of been round that totally bottled and blamed the manager(does that remind u of anyone of the so called golden generation yet again). Had people that can't score obviosly impotent in front of box but blaming the ball. Me and hubs totally apreciate all goal scorers but we seem to be attracting all of the jealous non arrivals at moment. Amazing how many people who are not capable of scoring turn agaist you when they are the ones who have suddenly got a funeral, hospital appointment, forgot the address, got called in to work at last minute without letting us know. And general kids excuses for not going to real horny human biology. Thanks Chimp out. Jo x
June 29
Chimp 97 World cup 122
The cum back continues had a great time at creampie 3 last night, recieved lots of shots from varying angles, different lengths and sizes lol. My box looked like a waterfall flowing round to my substitute box( still hubs only so don't ask or try hehe ). I know I anticipated but going off last night a few of my squad had not had a shot in goal for a while. Special thanks to midfield general who caught 2 trains, got a hotel and a taxi to get to score for me all the way from Newcastle and brought me a bottle of tia maria( hint hint ). Got Creampie 4 on Friday 7-9 all shots will be gratefully accepted now it's me against the world cup alone thanks to England being rubbish. I will be naming my world cup dream team at the end of challenge categories include - quickest hattrick , longest stricker , thickest stricker , most dribbler in the box , best subs appearance , longest journey to support the cause , youngest and oldest scorer , most likely to do a Armani underwear ad , most likely for a chant of who ate all the pies( this is the most hotly contested category lol ), dirtyest player , fastest scorer and of course the most prestigious of them. Ladies and gentlemen I will announce the Golden Cock for the most shots in my box lol.
The cum back continues had a great time at creampie 3 last night, recieved lots of shots from varying angles, different lengths and sizes lol. My box looked like a waterfall flowing round to my substitute box( still hubs only so don't ask or try hehe ). I know I anticipated but going off last night a few of my squad had not had a shot in goal for a while. Special thanks to midfield general who caught 2 trains, got a hotel and a taxi to get to score for me all the way from Newcastle and brought me a bottle of tia maria( hint hint ). Got Creampie 4 on Friday 7-9 all shots will be gratefully accepted now it's me against the world cup alone thanks to England being rubbish. I will be naming my world cup dream team at the end of challenge categories include - quickest hattrick , longest stricker , thickest stricker , most dribbler in the box , best subs appearance , longest journey to support the cause , youngest and oldest scorer , most likely to do a Armani underwear ad , most likely for a chant of who ate all the pies( this is the most hotly contested category lol ), dirtyest player , fastest scorer and of course the most prestigious of them. Ladies and gentlemen I will announce the Golden Cock for the most shots in my box lol.
Monday, June 28, 2010
June 28
Chimp 80 World cup 116
2 today in the box creampie 3 tonight going for a new record tonight, previous best in one night 18 so hopefully my scorers can show the England team how to shoot in the box I wouldn't invite any of them they would probably shoot wide or in the wrong box. That's for hubby only by the way lol. Managed to get a few new strikers lined up last night in pub promised they would do a lot of dribbling in my box lol. I thought I had no defence around my area until I saw England yesterday I wouldn't trust them with any kind of tackle nevermind the kind I want for my challenge lol. And just to say all my shots are not disputable they go right to the back of my net unlike Lampards the referee is not in any doubt. My box swalllows everything up that's placed in it and any balls near it are not allowed out until a shot is scored lol. Anyway wish me luck for tonight I've got a feeling it's going to be a wet and moist night and that's before I go to sleep. Probably by tomorrow my knees will have to send each other telegrams to keep in touch he he. Chimp out Jo x
2 today in the box creampie 3 tonight going for a new record tonight, previous best in one night 18 so hopefully my scorers can show the England team how to shoot in the box I wouldn't invite any of them they would probably shoot wide or in the wrong box. That's for hubby only by the way lol. Managed to get a few new strikers lined up last night in pub promised they would do a lot of dribbling in my box lol. I thought I had no defence around my area until I saw England yesterday I wouldn't trust them with any kind of tackle nevermind the kind I want for my challenge lol. And just to say all my shots are not disputable they go right to the back of my net unlike Lampards the referee is not in any doubt. My box swalllows everything up that's placed in it and any balls near it are not allowed out until a shot is scored lol. Anyway wish me luck for tonight I've got a feeling it's going to be a wet and moist night and that's before I go to sleep. Probably by tomorrow my knees will have to send each other telegrams to keep in touch he he. Chimp out Jo x
Sunday, June 27, 2010
June 27 England v Germany
Pimpachimp 78 World cup 107
hey guys hubby and his friend just slotted a few shots away. Getting ready to go out shortly. Might be dry outside but there's places I can assure you that are very moist with a chance of a bit of a downfall when walking to town(if confused ask a lady) lol. My defence is still leaking a bit after Friday night creampie and it had better tighten up by tomorrow night lol. Be in Friars court, Warrington by 2.15 don't be shy and have a chat. I'll be wearing my England top, very very little denim shorts to cover what's left of my modesty and cowboy boots. Thanks for following it's very much appreciated. Will be trying to pick up a few prospective scorers for next week or even this evening lol. Jo x
hey guys hubby and his friend just slotted a few shots away. Getting ready to go out shortly. Might be dry outside but there's places I can assure you that are very moist with a chance of a bit of a downfall when walking to town(if confused ask a lady) lol. My defence is still leaking a bit after Friday night creampie and it had better tighten up by tomorrow night lol. Be in Friars court, Warrington by 2.15 don't be shy and have a chat. I'll be wearing my England top, very very little denim shorts to cover what's left of my modesty and cowboy boots. Thanks for following it's very much appreciated. Will be trying to pick up a few prospective scorers for next week or even this evening lol. Jo x
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