June 30 11.55pm

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June 30 11 pm

Chimp 105 World cup 123
Had a great day and night not one timewaster( thanks to Mersey male, Ks 120670, Deeper Harder, Want a gud ride and Jumbo 1983 who was my 100th shooter ). Few doubles and hubby had to score himself because he was well turned on. He has to watch me walking around in my kit for most of the challenge. He's had nearly as many cigs in he's mouth as I've had c---s in my box lol.
I've heard a few football quotes since my challenge one of them is " they don't like it up em " . Don't understand that being a innocent female(don't even go there)because I really do like it up me, saying that Hubs doesn't mind either hehe.
It's a sorry state of affairs when you've got one girl keeping the hopes of the nation alive and don't forget I'm not getting paid unlike our supposed England team. At least I show a bit of passion and will give and recieve for blighty lol.
Before I go I would like to thank u all for your support against the idiots who where trying to ruin my challenge by being total timewasting jealous I've got no life but smearing myself in utterly buttery will make me attractive to the top of the ugly tree which they fell out of. Lol. Pimpachimp damp moist and that's nothing to do with the weather. Thanks again Creampie 4 Friday get intouch if u want to help your country. Jo x

June 30

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June 29

Had a very interesting day today, I've had so called strickers who should of been round that totally bottled and blamed the manager(does that remind u of anyone of the so called golden generation yet again). Had people that can't score obviosly impotent in front of box but blaming the ball. Me and hubs totally apreciate all goal scorers but we seem to be attracting all of the jealous non arrivals at moment. Amazing how many people who are not capable of scoring turn agaist you when they are the ones who have suddenly got a funeral, hospital appointment, forgot the address, got called in to work at last minute without letting us know. And general kids excuses for not going to real horny human biology. Thanks Chimp out. Jo x

June 29

Chimp 97 World cup 122
The cum back continues had a great time at creampie 3 last night, recieved lots of shots from varying angles, different lengths and sizes lol. My box looked like a waterfall flowing round to my substitute box( still hubs only so don't ask or try hehe ). I know I anticipated but going off last night a few of my squad had not had a shot in goal for a while. Special thanks to midfield general who caught 2 trains, got a hotel and a taxi to get to score for me all the way from Newcastle and brought me a bottle of tia maria( hint hint ). Got Creampie 4 on Friday 7-9 all shots will be gratefully accepted now it's me against the world cup alone thanks to England being rubbish. I will be naming my world cup dream team at the end of challenge categories include - quickest hattrick , longest stricker , thickest stricker , most dribbler in the box , best subs appearance , longest journey to support the cause , youngest and oldest scorer , most likely to do a Armani underwear ad , most likely for a chant of who ate all the pies( this is the most hotly contested category lol ), dirtyest player , fastest scorer and of course the most prestigious of them. Ladies and gentlemen I will announce the Golden Cock for the most shots in my box lol.

June 28

Chimp 80 World cup 116
2 today in the box creampie 3 tonight going for a new record tonight, previous best in one night 18 so hopefully my scorers can show the England team how to shoot in the box I wouldn't invite any of them they would probably shoot wide or in the wrong box. That's for hubby only by the way lol. Managed to get a few new strikers lined up last night in pub promised they would do a lot of dribbling in my box lol. I thought I had no defence around my area until I saw England yesterday I wouldn't trust them with any kind of tackle nevermind the kind I want for my challenge lol. And just to say all my shots are not disputable they go right to the back of my net unlike Lampards the referee is not in any doubt. My box swalllows everything up that's placed in it and any balls near it are not allowed out until a shot is scored lol. Anyway wish me luck for tonight I've got a feeling it's going to be a wet and moist night and that's before I go to sleep. Probably by tomorrow my knees will have to send each other telegrams to keep in touch he he. Chimp out Jo x

June 27 England v Germany

Pimpachimp 78 World cup 107
hey guys hubby and his friend just slotted a few shots away. Getting ready to go out shortly. Might be dry outside but there's places I can assure you that are very moist with a chance of a bit of a downfall when walking to town(if confused ask a lady) lol. My defence is still leaking a bit after Friday night creampie and it had better tighten up by tomorrow night lol. Be in Friars court, Warrington by 2.15 don't be shy and have a chat. I'll be wearing my England top, very very little denim shorts to cover what's left of my modesty and cowboy boots. Thanks for following it's very much appreciated. Will be trying to pick up a few prospective scorers for next week or even this evening lol. Jo x

June 26

Chimp 76 Wcup 107. Had a quiet day today only the 3 scorers. I know some women who have not had 3 men in there lives never mind in 1 day and I'm the one complaining lol. Been out in the sun today trying to get a all over tan for my 3rd creampie on Monday. Got a few booked for tomorrow hopefully my box will be fully back up to match standards cum the big game against Germany. I'll be out in Warrington for the game so if anyone recognises me please feel free to come and have a chat and I'll try to fit u in to score. I'll be in Friars Court from about 2pm with hubby. Cum on England. Jo x

June 25

Chimp 73 world cup 101. Just done second creampie 18 shots in my box. Including the fastest hatrick so far of world cup. 4 doubles and plenty of single shots. Hubby was the video referee to clarify all went in my box lol. Thanks to all who turned up it was a real turn on. Probably be walking like John Wayne tomorrow but it has to be done and I'm not a quitter. The cum back begins I've got 16 days left world cup has got 16 matches. Another creampie on Monday all invited just no timewasters. Few booked tomorrow and England v Germany Sunday. Chimp going bed to rest my ah hum. Keep the faith. Jo x

June 25

Chimp 54 World cup 95 one hatrick scored late last night had a great time and a few beers. So thanks for that young guy great stamina in the box lol. Had a double off hubby this morning and a quick shot off a sub. There's been 44 games in world cup so far only 20 left so watch the chimp catch up from later on today. Got about 20 booked in for creampie later so hoping for some heavy scoring lol. Getting a lot of timewasters who are obviously scared to be near a girl. So enjoy ur hands because women want men not sexually confused impotent wannabes. So all u pencil dicks go retreat back to your sad pathetic little lonely lives with ur box sets of star trek. And leave the challenge to real men lol

June 24

Hi people. England got through thank the lord made us sweat though. Score update after this afternoons matches. Chimp 47 world cup 88. Got 6 so far today. My toyboy got a double in quick succesion to help me out. Few more planned for later. Also got my creampie tomorrow night from 7 till 9. Got a list of 20 for that so hoping for some heavy scoring in my box. If the one on Monday is anything to go by should be a record for the world cup in one day lol. Jo

June 23

Chimpster 41 World cup 77. Thanks to the lads who stepped off the subs bench last night at short notice after my first choice strikers didn't turn up. Amazing the bigger the talk the smaller the bottle to score for the country. Reminds me of our England team, all talk and when they get on the pitch no action lol.

June 22nd

Pimpachimp 37 World cup 71. Scored 1 so far today few more planned for this evening. Been taking it easy so far today my box took a bit of battering from all the shots last night lol. Also realised there's 4 games a day until Friday. I'll be cuming back strong when we get to the knockout stages. Lots of things planned. Keep a lookout. Jo

22 nd June

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22nd June

Woke up this morning got a few more scorers lined up today. Creampie last night great success. Never seen so much dribbling in the box. Thanks again guys for doing your bit for Queen and country. Should be getting a few shots after dinner. So will keep you all informed. Thanks for following. Jo

21st June

Pimpachimp 36 - world cup 67

Just scored 11 in the same time as Portugal scored 7 YES.

Thank you to all the guys who contributed to the creampie evening it was all very much appreciated. Great scoring lol

Me and hubby had a fantastic time and are now planning our next event watch out for details.

21st June

pimpachimp 25 -world cup 64 no thanks to timewaster but thank you to the guy who came off the bench for me.

21st June

Pimpachimp 23- world cup 57.

Scores are finally moving now and special thanks to the two guys last night very enjoyable lol. Look forward to seeing you again.
Got quite a few for today now so hopefully this should get me well on my way.

20th June

Yet another timewaster for 6pm Lpool23 text me today to check everything ok then bottled it at last minute will not even reply to my msgs.

Score now pimpachimp 17 -world cup 53 At least 3 more tomorrow and creampie at 7pm that should help me out lol.

20th June

Score are coming in thick and fast for the world cup. pimpachimp 16 - world cup 51 this is not good. Come on guys got to pull it out for me lol.

20th June

Ok first score of the day now pimpachimp16 - world cup 49 this is going to be such hard work lol. Be a few more by the end of the day. Creampie spaces are filling up quickly now so should be alot of goals scored on monday night huge help. Dont worry guys if can't make it there will be more held over the course of this tournament.

19th June

Scores are in pimpachimp 15 - World cup 46.

Hoping for at least 4 more shots tonight.

Just for the people who don't know what a creampie is:- its when i lie on the bed as many men as possible turn up and take turns shooting in my box.

19th June

Ok guys well this is it i'm back from injury and need to start scoring again (alot) lol. Pimpachimp 14 - World Cup 44. So you can see how much i have to score.

Doing a creampie special monday and will keep you posted on how it went and how many scored. I wonder if there will be any hat-tricks?

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16th June

Morning guys, well still not good especially with world cup scores getting higher, come weekend I am seriously going to be playing catch up. lol. So will be wanting players for weekend and next week, to take as many shots as possible.

14th June

Well my back is shattered this morning so going to have a few days off and then restart so I will be trying to get all you guys to come and help me out. So come on need more players to come and take a shot in my box will have alot of catching up to do. lol

13th June

Noooooooooooo, Bloody Germany again. I'm now down World Cup leading. Score now Pimpachimp 10 - World Cup 13. Beginning to hate this now lol.

Need more help guys.

13th June

Just to let everyone know this story is in the Sunday Sport newspaper today. They have not done a bad job lol. And I have scored 1 more goal.

Pimpachimp 9 - World Cup 7 Im in the lead.

12th June

Went out for the England game in my kit (how sexy did I look lol)was hoping to try and score while the game was on but had to settle for afterwards lol. Managed to get 2 more in the box yipee.

Score now pimpachimp 8 - world cup 7

12th June

First score of the day now leading 6-2. Does anyone know any good physio's im going to need one very shortly lol.

Keep them coming guys.xxxxxxx

11th June

Well I told you I would make it 5-2 before going to bed lol. Time for some sleep now.

11th june

Had a really good start. Pimpachimp 4 - World cup 2 so i would say that is good going. Hoping it will be 5-2 shortly hubby now wants a go lol.

11th June 2010

I am starting my alternative World Cup Challenge, I shall explain. In the last world cup around 147 goals were scored in the whole of the the world cup over the 4 weeks. My aim is to score more goals in my box than goals in this world cup put together it is being done over the 4 weeks by the way not all at once lol.

So come on guys come and help me out, i'm going to need it.

(God what am I letting myself in for lol).

Well kick off time lets go.