For all of my world cup fans, new blog is now up and running for my new challenge. Please go to:- www.pimpachimp.blogspot.com or click on the link www.pimpachimp.blogspot.com
Thanks for all the support everyone has given me and hope to see you all very very soon.
Chimp out Jo xxx
Jumaat, 13 Ogos 2010
Isnin, 9 Ogos 2010
Monday 9th August 3.30pm
Well I better start by apologising to my fans for not updating since the end of July. I'm sorry lots, lol.
Well what have I been upto lots of work which I always find fun cos everyone is different from the guys that don't speak a word and want to get it over and done with quick (or should I say can't hold it back) anyway which ever hehe, to the guys I just can't seem to get rid of at the end of their appointment cos their smitten. Went out Friday eve with hubby and we tried this blue toothing lark that seems to be going round at the mo but for some unknown reason my phone would not connect to anyone else's if anyone can tell me where I went wrong please leave a comment.
Anyway getting back to serious buisness something I think you will all like. Who's up for another challenge!
Pimpachimp's 40th Birthday (yes little ole me is the big 4 0) so I want 40+ guys in the space of 24 hours on the day of my birthday 21st August.
If interested get in touch for details either comments on here or email and any other comments are much appreciated lol.
Love ya all loads (ok creeping now) Chimp out. Jo xxxx
Well what have I been upto lots of work which I always find fun cos everyone is different from the guys that don't speak a word and want to get it over and done with quick (or should I say can't hold it back) anyway which ever hehe, to the guys I just can't seem to get rid of at the end of their appointment cos their smitten. Went out Friday eve with hubby and we tried this blue toothing lark that seems to be going round at the mo but for some unknown reason my phone would not connect to anyone else's if anyone can tell me where I went wrong please leave a comment.
Anyway getting back to serious buisness something I think you will all like. Who's up for another challenge!
Pimpachimp's 40th Birthday (yes little ole me is the big 4 0) so I want 40+ guys in the space of 24 hours on the day of my birthday 21st August.
If interested get in touch for details either comments on here or email and any other comments are much appreciated lol.
Love ya all loads (ok creeping now) Chimp out. Jo xxxx
Khamis, 29 Julai 2010
July 29th 11.30pm
Had a very interesting day with my new slave boy decided to call him Toby. He did everything I asked of him with a bit of persuasion hehe, by the time he left he's arse would of made Max Mosely proud.
The choker chain he was made to wear when I was leading him around seemed to do the trick and also all of my housework, mostly with his Tongue hehe. His Tongue took a bit of a battering due to me tying him up and sitting on his face why I was slapping his balls until he made me cum in his mouth( that makes a change for me it's usually hubs who says it's the best way of keeping me quiet lol ).
Also got all my shoes and boots cleaned by Toby, and being a woman you can guess that took him quiet a bit of time especially as he was handcuffed and being spanked at the same time to make him speed up.
Got a magazine shoot and makeover tomorrow at 2pm so will have to be on best behavior. They got the story from a member of the site and are doing a full story on the chimp hurrah, famous for being a nympho at last lol.
Keep following any questions or requests email - pimpachimp1@gmail.com.
Chimp out Jo x
The choker chain he was made to wear when I was leading him around seemed to do the trick and also all of my housework, mostly with his Tongue hehe. His Tongue took a bit of a battering due to me tying him up and sitting on his face why I was slapping his balls until he made me cum in his mouth( that makes a change for me it's usually hubs who says it's the best way of keeping me quiet lol ).
Also got all my shoes and boots cleaned by Toby, and being a woman you can guess that took him quiet a bit of time especially as he was handcuffed and being spanked at the same time to make him speed up.
Got a magazine shoot and makeover tomorrow at 2pm so will have to be on best behavior. They got the story from a member of the site and are doing a full story on the chimp hurrah, famous for being a nympho at last lol.
Keep following any questions or requests email - pimpachimp1@gmail.com.
Chimp out Jo x
Rabu, 28 Julai 2010
July 28th 7pm
Hello peeps.
Sorry it's been so long but the blog server went down and I couldn't post. Been up to all sorts of sordid debauchary since last time. Nearly got caught by the police having a bit of rough in a telephone box with one of my many young men. Luckily hubby was outside and another 2 who were waiting there turn with the chimp that blocked the view as the policeman was trying to see what was going on. Wouldn't mind but it was only 1pm( was in Warrington town centre mind you lol ) you would of thought they would have something better to do bloody perverts.
Managed to recieve the reciever if you know what I mean, by the time the third one shot it just slipped up no problem then hubs had to have his up my reserve box whilst the phone was still up the front one. Hubby thought it totally hilarious to ring the phone whilst he was giving it to me knowing I couldn't see what he was up to with me being bent over. Must admit it was a fantastic feeling after I'd got my heart restarted and my mild concussion had subsided( oh how we laughed not, he really is a absolute cunt ) and I got used to a ringing phone being up my soaking all ready stretched box knowing hubbys was going up the other one. Suppose that's what they call direct dialling he he.
Had to feel sorry for the next person that put the phone to there ear though, that would of taken some explaining to do to there husbands and wives lol.
I did wonder why hubs insisted on me wearing a very short skirt and no knickers, and when I stepped out of the phone box all became clear as it was dripping down my legs from both sides and I had nothing to wipe my self with, it was landing on my shoes and the pavement. All I got was laugh of apparent amusement from the gits who did it to me as I was running to the nearest mcdonalds trying not to splash any small dogs or other peoples shoes.
Anyway I've got a supposedly very naughty boy booked in tomorrow for a bit of domination. And I will be taking all of my frustration out on him( poor bugger, I'm going to pretend he's hubby and I'm going to beat the living crap out of the dirty git, can't wait hehe ) just thinking of some things I will do to him oh dear he's going to be sore lol.
I'll let you know what I decided to do in tomorrows blog so for now. Chimp out Jo x
Sorry it's been so long but the blog server went down and I couldn't post. Been up to all sorts of sordid debauchary since last time. Nearly got caught by the police having a bit of rough in a telephone box with one of my many young men. Luckily hubby was outside and another 2 who were waiting there turn with the chimp that blocked the view as the policeman was trying to see what was going on. Wouldn't mind but it was only 1pm( was in Warrington town centre mind you lol ) you would of thought they would have something better to do bloody perverts.
Managed to recieve the reciever if you know what I mean, by the time the third one shot it just slipped up no problem then hubs had to have his up my reserve box whilst the phone was still up the front one. Hubby thought it totally hilarious to ring the phone whilst he was giving it to me knowing I couldn't see what he was up to with me being bent over. Must admit it was a fantastic feeling after I'd got my heart restarted and my mild concussion had subsided( oh how we laughed not, he really is a absolute cunt ) and I got used to a ringing phone being up my soaking all ready stretched box knowing hubbys was going up the other one. Suppose that's what they call direct dialling he he.
Had to feel sorry for the next person that put the phone to there ear though, that would of taken some explaining to do to there husbands and wives lol.
I did wonder why hubs insisted on me wearing a very short skirt and no knickers, and when I stepped out of the phone box all became clear as it was dripping down my legs from both sides and I had nothing to wipe my self with, it was landing on my shoes and the pavement. All I got was laugh of apparent amusement from the gits who did it to me as I was running to the nearest mcdonalds trying not to splash any small dogs or other peoples shoes.
Anyway I've got a supposedly very naughty boy booked in tomorrow for a bit of domination. And I will be taking all of my frustration out on him( poor bugger, I'm going to pretend he's hubby and I'm going to beat the living crap out of the dirty git, can't wait hehe ) just thinking of some things I will do to him oh dear he's going to be sore lol.
I'll let you know what I decided to do in tomorrows blog so for now. Chimp out Jo x
Khamis, 22 Julai 2010
July 22nd 11.30am
Hi guys not been doing much last few days until last night when me and hubs went out. Got chatting to a couple of fellas who where here on business. Anyway the beer started flowing and before I knew it my defence was down and so was my little thongs. Hubby joined in as well so got a good bit of attention for the next 3 hours. Had a sore head and so was hubbys( apparently I was a bit too rough with my oral lol ), serves him right for making me swallow all manner of drinks last night, believe me it tastes nothing like a milkshake.
Starting to forget what it's like to only have one man at a time, I know how a wishbone feels having people pulling it apart, I'll have to get a coffin in the shape of a "Y" hehe.
Totally back to full fitness now and raring to go with all my sexploits. Organising swingers night for either Friday 30th or Saturday 31st so email me if your interested. Small fee to pay for hosting and having a go at the chimp, singles and couples invited. So go to my contact page on the blog and contact me.
Got a couple of gangbangs booked for the coming weeks. Both football teams wanting to give me a spitroasting, what people do for team bonding and spirit.
Keep following the blog I'll keep you all informed and look forward to hearing from the more daring of you. Chimp out Jo x
Starting to forget what it's like to only have one man at a time, I know how a wishbone feels having people pulling it apart, I'll have to get a coffin in the shape of a "Y" hehe.
Totally back to full fitness now and raring to go with all my sexploits. Organising swingers night for either Friday 30th or Saturday 31st so email me if your interested. Small fee to pay for hosting and having a go at the chimp, singles and couples invited. So go to my contact page on the blog and contact me.
Got a couple of gangbangs booked for the coming weeks. Both football teams wanting to give me a spitroasting, what people do for team bonding and spirit.
Keep following the blog I'll keep you all informed and look forward to hearing from the more daring of you. Chimp out Jo x
Sabtu, 17 Julai 2010
17th July 7.45pm
Evening guys just a quick post this evening cos I have been a lazy cow today ( I know nothing unusual there then). hehe.
I am looking for a website designer he/she must be able to make it a members paysite for pics and vids. If anyone able to help in anyway please email me on pimpachimp1@gmail.com
I am looking for a website designer he/she must be able to make it a members paysite for pics and vids. If anyone able to help in anyway please email me on pimpachimp1@gmail.com
Jumaat, 16 Julai 2010
July 16th 11am
Hey how's my congregation doing today, imagine if I started my own church and did sermons about my exploits. All you guys would be invited to my weekly confessional with me dressed in my sexy nuns outfit. My tales would make a catholic priest blush and you think what those dirty bastards get up to lol. Wonder how long it would be before they got there staffs out to bend me over and give me a jolly good chastising ( in the name of the lord of course hehe ).
How's this for a take on the lords prayer-
Our chimp who ain't going to heaven, dirty sex will be your pain.
You had cum and cum until you were done, on the bed aswell as the kitchen.
So I give hubby his daily head and he leads me into seedy temptation.
I've had fathers, sons and fortunately no goats( hubs hasn't thought of that )
And he delivers me into all things evil.
In other words Alllll Mennnnn. Lol
Was out with hubs last night and got a few people lined up for our swingers night. He said there's no rest for the wicked and he proved it by insisting I give his refs whistle a blow in the back of the taxi on the way home hehe. He then finished me off on the staircase before we got to our front door lol. So yet again I was dribbling all night in bed.
Chimp out Jo x
How's this for a take on the lords prayer-
Our chimp who ain't going to heaven, dirty sex will be your pain.
You had cum and cum until you were done, on the bed aswell as the kitchen.
So I give hubby his daily head and he leads me into seedy temptation.
I've had fathers, sons and fortunately no goats( hubs hasn't thought of that )
And he delivers me into all things evil.
In other words Alllll Mennnnn. Lol
Was out with hubs last night and got a few people lined up for our swingers night. He said there's no rest for the wicked and he proved it by insisting I give his refs whistle a blow in the back of the taxi on the way home hehe. He then finished me off on the staircase before we got to our front door lol. So yet again I was dribbling all night in bed.
Chimp out Jo x
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