For all of my world cup fans, new blog is now up and running for my new challenge. Please go to:- www.pimpachimp.blogspot.com or click on the link www.pimpachimp.blogspot.com
Thanks for all the support everyone has given me and hope to see you all very very soon.
Chimp out Jo xxx
Friday, 13 August 2010
Monday, 9 August 2010
Monday 9th August 3.30pm
Well I better start by apologising to my fans for not updating since the end of July. I'm sorry lots, lol.
Well what have I been upto lots of work which I always find fun cos everyone is different from the guys that don't speak a word and want to get it over and done with quick (or should I say can't hold it back) anyway which ever hehe, to the guys I just can't seem to get rid of at the end of their appointment cos their smitten. Went out Friday eve with hubby and we tried this blue toothing lark that seems to be going round at the mo but for some unknown reason my phone would not connect to anyone else's if anyone can tell me where I went wrong please leave a comment.
Anyway getting back to serious buisness something I think you will all like. Who's up for another challenge!
Pimpachimp's 40th Birthday (yes little ole me is the big 4 0) so I want 40+ guys in the space of 24 hours on the day of my birthday 21st August.
If interested get in touch for details either comments on here or email and any other comments are much appreciated lol.
Love ya all loads (ok creeping now) Chimp out. Jo xxxx
Well what have I been upto lots of work which I always find fun cos everyone is different from the guys that don't speak a word and want to get it over and done with quick (or should I say can't hold it back) anyway which ever hehe, to the guys I just can't seem to get rid of at the end of their appointment cos their smitten. Went out Friday eve with hubby and we tried this blue toothing lark that seems to be going round at the mo but for some unknown reason my phone would not connect to anyone else's if anyone can tell me where I went wrong please leave a comment.
Anyway getting back to serious buisness something I think you will all like. Who's up for another challenge!
Pimpachimp's 40th Birthday (yes little ole me is the big 4 0) so I want 40+ guys in the space of 24 hours on the day of my birthday 21st August.
If interested get in touch for details either comments on here or email and any other comments are much appreciated lol.
Love ya all loads (ok creeping now) Chimp out. Jo xxxx
Thursday, 29 July 2010
July 29th 11.30pm
Had a very interesting day with my new slave boy decided to call him Toby. He did everything I asked of him with a bit of persuasion hehe, by the time he left he's arse would of made Max Mosely proud.
The choker chain he was made to wear when I was leading him around seemed to do the trick and also all of my housework, mostly with his Tongue hehe. His Tongue took a bit of a battering due to me tying him up and sitting on his face why I was slapping his balls until he made me cum in his mouth( that makes a change for me it's usually hubs who says it's the best way of keeping me quiet lol ).
Also got all my shoes and boots cleaned by Toby, and being a woman you can guess that took him quiet a bit of time especially as he was handcuffed and being spanked at the same time to make him speed up.
Got a magazine shoot and makeover tomorrow at 2pm so will have to be on best behavior. They got the story from a member of the site and are doing a full story on the chimp hurrah, famous for being a nympho at last lol.
Keep following any questions or requests email - pimpachimp1@gmail.com.
Chimp out Jo x
The choker chain he was made to wear when I was leading him around seemed to do the trick and also all of my housework, mostly with his Tongue hehe. His Tongue took a bit of a battering due to me tying him up and sitting on his face why I was slapping his balls until he made me cum in his mouth( that makes a change for me it's usually hubs who says it's the best way of keeping me quiet lol ).
Also got all my shoes and boots cleaned by Toby, and being a woman you can guess that took him quiet a bit of time especially as he was handcuffed and being spanked at the same time to make him speed up.
Got a magazine shoot and makeover tomorrow at 2pm so will have to be on best behavior. They got the story from a member of the site and are doing a full story on the chimp hurrah, famous for being a nympho at last lol.
Keep following any questions or requests email - pimpachimp1@gmail.com.
Chimp out Jo x
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
July 28th 7pm
Hello peeps.
Sorry it's been so long but the blog server went down and I couldn't post. Been up to all sorts of sordid debauchary since last time. Nearly got caught by the police having a bit of rough in a telephone box with one of my many young men. Luckily hubby was outside and another 2 who were waiting there turn with the chimp that blocked the view as the policeman was trying to see what was going on. Wouldn't mind but it was only 1pm( was in Warrington town centre mind you lol ) you would of thought they would have something better to do bloody perverts.
Managed to recieve the reciever if you know what I mean, by the time the third one shot it just slipped up no problem then hubs had to have his up my reserve box whilst the phone was still up the front one. Hubby thought it totally hilarious to ring the phone whilst he was giving it to me knowing I couldn't see what he was up to with me being bent over. Must admit it was a fantastic feeling after I'd got my heart restarted and my mild concussion had subsided( oh how we laughed not, he really is a absolute cunt ) and I got used to a ringing phone being up my soaking all ready stretched box knowing hubbys was going up the other one. Suppose that's what they call direct dialling he he.
Had to feel sorry for the next person that put the phone to there ear though, that would of taken some explaining to do to there husbands and wives lol.
I did wonder why hubs insisted on me wearing a very short skirt and no knickers, and when I stepped out of the phone box all became clear as it was dripping down my legs from both sides and I had nothing to wipe my self with, it was landing on my shoes and the pavement. All I got was laugh of apparent amusement from the gits who did it to me as I was running to the nearest mcdonalds trying not to splash any small dogs or other peoples shoes.
Anyway I've got a supposedly very naughty boy booked in tomorrow for a bit of domination. And I will be taking all of my frustration out on him( poor bugger, I'm going to pretend he's hubby and I'm going to beat the living crap out of the dirty git, can't wait hehe ) just thinking of some things I will do to him oh dear he's going to be sore lol.
I'll let you know what I decided to do in tomorrows blog so for now. Chimp out Jo x
Sorry it's been so long but the blog server went down and I couldn't post. Been up to all sorts of sordid debauchary since last time. Nearly got caught by the police having a bit of rough in a telephone box with one of my many young men. Luckily hubby was outside and another 2 who were waiting there turn with the chimp that blocked the view as the policeman was trying to see what was going on. Wouldn't mind but it was only 1pm( was in Warrington town centre mind you lol ) you would of thought they would have something better to do bloody perverts.
Managed to recieve the reciever if you know what I mean, by the time the third one shot it just slipped up no problem then hubs had to have his up my reserve box whilst the phone was still up the front one. Hubby thought it totally hilarious to ring the phone whilst he was giving it to me knowing I couldn't see what he was up to with me being bent over. Must admit it was a fantastic feeling after I'd got my heart restarted and my mild concussion had subsided( oh how we laughed not, he really is a absolute cunt ) and I got used to a ringing phone being up my soaking all ready stretched box knowing hubbys was going up the other one. Suppose that's what they call direct dialling he he.
Had to feel sorry for the next person that put the phone to there ear though, that would of taken some explaining to do to there husbands and wives lol.
I did wonder why hubs insisted on me wearing a very short skirt and no knickers, and when I stepped out of the phone box all became clear as it was dripping down my legs from both sides and I had nothing to wipe my self with, it was landing on my shoes and the pavement. All I got was laugh of apparent amusement from the gits who did it to me as I was running to the nearest mcdonalds trying not to splash any small dogs or other peoples shoes.
Anyway I've got a supposedly very naughty boy booked in tomorrow for a bit of domination. And I will be taking all of my frustration out on him( poor bugger, I'm going to pretend he's hubby and I'm going to beat the living crap out of the dirty git, can't wait hehe ) just thinking of some things I will do to him oh dear he's going to be sore lol.
I'll let you know what I decided to do in tomorrows blog so for now. Chimp out Jo x
Thursday, 22 July 2010
July 22nd 11.30am
Hi guys not been doing much last few days until last night when me and hubs went out. Got chatting to a couple of fellas who where here on business. Anyway the beer started flowing and before I knew it my defence was down and so was my little thongs. Hubby joined in as well so got a good bit of attention for the next 3 hours. Had a sore head and so was hubbys( apparently I was a bit too rough with my oral lol ), serves him right for making me swallow all manner of drinks last night, believe me it tastes nothing like a milkshake.
Starting to forget what it's like to only have one man at a time, I know how a wishbone feels having people pulling it apart, I'll have to get a coffin in the shape of a "Y" hehe.
Totally back to full fitness now and raring to go with all my sexploits. Organising swingers night for either Friday 30th or Saturday 31st so email me if your interested. Small fee to pay for hosting and having a go at the chimp, singles and couples invited. So go to my contact page on the blog and contact me.
Got a couple of gangbangs booked for the coming weeks. Both football teams wanting to give me a spitroasting, what people do for team bonding and spirit.
Keep following the blog I'll keep you all informed and look forward to hearing from the more daring of you. Chimp out Jo x
Starting to forget what it's like to only have one man at a time, I know how a wishbone feels having people pulling it apart, I'll have to get a coffin in the shape of a "Y" hehe.
Totally back to full fitness now and raring to go with all my sexploits. Organising swingers night for either Friday 30th or Saturday 31st so email me if your interested. Small fee to pay for hosting and having a go at the chimp, singles and couples invited. So go to my contact page on the blog and contact me.
Got a couple of gangbangs booked for the coming weeks. Both football teams wanting to give me a spitroasting, what people do for team bonding and spirit.
Keep following the blog I'll keep you all informed and look forward to hearing from the more daring of you. Chimp out Jo x
Saturday, 17 July 2010
17th July 7.45pm
Evening guys just a quick post this evening cos I have been a lazy cow today ( I know nothing unusual there then). hehe.
I am looking for a website designer he/she must be able to make it a members paysite for pics and vids. If anyone able to help in anyway please email me on pimpachimp1@gmail.com
I am looking for a website designer he/she must be able to make it a members paysite for pics and vids. If anyone able to help in anyway please email me on pimpachimp1@gmail.com
Friday, 16 July 2010
July 16th 11am
Hey how's my congregation doing today, imagine if I started my own church and did sermons about my exploits. All you guys would be invited to my weekly confessional with me dressed in my sexy nuns outfit. My tales would make a catholic priest blush and you think what those dirty bastards get up to lol. Wonder how long it would be before they got there staffs out to bend me over and give me a jolly good chastising ( in the name of the lord of course hehe ).
How's this for a take on the lords prayer-
Our chimp who ain't going to heaven, dirty sex will be your pain.
You had cum and cum until you were done, on the bed aswell as the kitchen.
So I give hubby his daily head and he leads me into seedy temptation.
I've had fathers, sons and fortunately no goats( hubs hasn't thought of that )
And he delivers me into all things evil.
In other words Alllll Mennnnn. Lol
Was out with hubs last night and got a few people lined up for our swingers night. He said there's no rest for the wicked and he proved it by insisting I give his refs whistle a blow in the back of the taxi on the way home hehe. He then finished me off on the staircase before we got to our front door lol. So yet again I was dribbling all night in bed.
Chimp out Jo x
How's this for a take on the lords prayer-
Our chimp who ain't going to heaven, dirty sex will be your pain.
You had cum and cum until you were done, on the bed aswell as the kitchen.
So I give hubby his daily head and he leads me into seedy temptation.
I've had fathers, sons and fortunately no goats( hubs hasn't thought of that )
And he delivers me into all things evil.
In other words Alllll Mennnnn. Lol
Was out with hubs last night and got a few people lined up for our swingers night. He said there's no rest for the wicked and he proved it by insisting I give his refs whistle a blow in the back of the taxi on the way home hehe. He then finished me off on the staircase before we got to our front door lol. So yet again I was dribbling all night in bed.
Chimp out Jo x
Wednesday, 14 July 2010
14th July 11.45pm
Probably noticed I have revamped my blog. Kicked hubby out for the afternoon cos he is getting alittle bit to horny for my liking at the moment. He knows I am supposed to be having a bit of time to myself but with all the video footage he has got he just can't help having a peek and then wanting to re-enact some of it. He is like a rabbit who has not seen another rabbit for the last two years and we all know what they are like hehe.
Hope everyone is going to keep following my blog i'm sure it will keep you amused if nothing else lol. Please feel free to post comments on the blog to keep us informed of what you would like to see or what you have been upto. lol. Just click on comments and post thank you all so much. The Chimp. xxxxxx
Hope everyone is going to keep following my blog i'm sure it will keep you amused if nothing else lol. Please feel free to post comments on the blog to keep us informed of what you would like to see or what you have been upto. lol. Just click on comments and post thank you all so much. The Chimp. xxxxxx
Tuesday, 13 July 2010
July 13th
Hubby was studying his video footage today, as a result he got well turned on and insisted that I blow his special referees whistle for what seemed like hours. He also insisted on me swallowing( my words for the vuvuzela award given to him last night, yeah right hehe ) until I had washed my mouth out for calling him a twat on a previous blog lol.
God help me in a bit because he's looking at the pictures at moment( creampies, gangbangs )so god knows what he's got instore for me tonight.
Anyone interested in-
Swingers nights.
Gang bang nights.
Creampie specials.
Private porn videos or pics with the Chimp.
Mild Domination.
Escorting services.
Please Note there is a fee for these services thank you.
And anything else you might think of contact me privately at -
Pimpachimp1@gmail.com
Chimp out Jo x
P.s Please check out the galleries more will be added daily to keep you guys going.
God help me in a bit because he's looking at the pictures at moment( creampies, gangbangs )so god knows what he's got instore for me tonight.
Anyone interested in-
Swingers nights.
Gang bang nights.
Creampie specials.
Private porn videos or pics with the Chimp.
Mild Domination.
Escorting services.
Please Note there is a fee for these services thank you.
And anything else you might think of contact me privately at -
Pimpachimp1@gmail.com
Chimp out Jo x
P.s Please check out the galleries more will be added daily to keep you guys going.
Monday, 12 July 2010
12th July 9pm Pimpachimp's World Cup Challenge Awards
Well guys the moment you have all been waiting for. It makes a change to be holding envelopes instead of teams members.Hehe.
Here goes:-
1st Goal Scored:- CMANC
100th Goal Scored:- JUMBO1983
Last Goal Scored:- DIGGSY
Youngest Player:- WILLY_WON_KA
Oldest Player:- GARYFIFTY
Fastest Scorer:- JASE166
Quickest Hat Trick:- BB31M
Thickest Scorer (don't mean dim):- WA5MALE
Longest Scorer (don't mean time):- 12RACH88
Biggest Dribbler in box:- MERSEY MALE
Dirtiest Player:- RIGGS220
Most Rugged Player:- DEEPER HARDER
Biggest Effort to Score:- MIDFIELD GENERAL
Most Likely Chant of Who Ate All The Pies:- DIESEL DICK
Emile Heskey Award for Found Back of Net
Had to be Shown Where Stadium Was:- MFM2207
Most Likely to do Armani Underwear Ad:- Andz21
Red Cards:- HOTASS0000 & GSPOT
Now we are down to the final awards of the evening the most prestigous of them all the most prolific scorers:-
Bronze Cock Award:- JUST SEX --- Shots in Box 4
Silver Cock Award:- Joint MARTINRUN & BB31M --- Shots in Box 5
And what everyone has been waiting for, drum roll please:-
Golden Cock Award goes to:- Andz21 --- Shots in the Box 7
So he doesn't feel left out the vuvuzela award for the most annoying sound during the world cup goes to hubby for his persistant droning that was just impossible for me to drown out no matter what i did lol.
Here goes:-
1st Goal Scored:- CMANC
100th Goal Scored:- JUMBO1983
Last Goal Scored:- DIGGSY
Youngest Player:- WILLY_WON_KA
Oldest Player:- GARYFIFTY
Fastest Scorer:- JASE166
Quickest Hat Trick:- BB31M
Thickest Scorer (don't mean dim):- WA5MALE
Longest Scorer (don't mean time):- 12RACH88
Biggest Dribbler in box:- MERSEY MALE
Dirtiest Player:- RIGGS220
Most Rugged Player:- DEEPER HARDER
Biggest Effort to Score:- MIDFIELD GENERAL
Most Likely Chant of Who Ate All The Pies:- DIESEL DICK
Emile Heskey Award for Found Back of Net
Had to be Shown Where Stadium Was:- MFM2207
Most Likely to do Armani Underwear Ad:- Andz21
Red Cards:- HOTASS0000 & GSPOT
Now we are down to the final awards of the evening the most prestigous of them all the most prolific scorers:-
Bronze Cock Award:- JUST SEX --- Shots in Box 4
Silver Cock Award:- Joint MARTINRUN & BB31M --- Shots in Box 5
And what everyone has been waiting for, drum roll please:-
Golden Cock Award goes to:- Andz21 --- Shots in the Box 7
So he doesn't feel left out the vuvuzela award for the most annoying sound during the world cup goes to hubby for his persistant droning that was just impossible for me to drown out no matter what i did lol.
July 12th 11am Morning after final gang bang
All I can say is oooooouuuch I'm aching all over I was bent, stretched, contorted and generally recieved shots from all angles. I know how Howard Webb feels having had to referee to many dirty dirty players lol. I had loads of divers and plenty of oral abuse( hubs said he's never seen me so quiet for so long, apart from the odd moaning noise as people were scoring at the same time.
Will be doing the awards in a bit, got a lot of strikers to go through to make sure I get it right. Will also be putting some of my world cup highlights on the picture page. Keep following this blog will carry on with all our new ideas and events that we are planning.
Be back escorting soon so anyone wanting a more personal service get intouch.
Also doing swingers nights at our home men women and couples invited( all men guaranteed to score with the chimp if no other women arrive ).
Contact the chimpster at - pimpachimp1@gmail.com
thanks again Chimp out Jo x
Will be doing the awards in a bit, got a lot of strikers to go through to make sure I get it right. Will also be putting some of my world cup highlights on the picture page. Keep following this blog will carry on with all our new ideas and events that we are planning.
Be back escorting soon so anyone wanting a more personal service get intouch.
Also doing swingers nights at our home men women and couples invited( all men guaranteed to score with the chimp if no other women arrive ).
Contact the chimpster at - pimpachimp1@gmail.com
thanks again Chimp out Jo x
Sunday, 11 July 2010
July 11th 11pm
Chimpster 175 World Cup 145.
Had a great world cup final gangbang scored 17 shots in the box. The chimp is the alternative world cup champion, thank you all so much for all your kind and encouraging words I've recieved in the last 24 hours. It's fantastic to know so many people have been following my exploits with actual good feeling and wishing me all the best, it means the world to me and hubby( we are what some people might call weird but we enjoy ourselves in our own way, and if we can bring a bit of fun and humour in to other peoples lives it makes it all worthwile to us both ).
Had a great group of strikers tonight even had 2 in the box at the same time( imagine your curtains parted, bay windows of course )thanks to Air Jordan( hatrick ) and Riggs220. Also thanks to Diggsy from St Helens( hatrick ) for there multiple shots. Apparently Diggsys friends thought this challenge was a con, but he's gone home with video footage to prove them wrong haha.
My world cup awards will be in tomorrows blog. All scorers, this is the one that matters so keep following this is your chance to be a world cup legend lol.
Got to get going now, I know what a kebab feels like hehe. Very tired stretched and soggy Chimp out Jo x
Had a great world cup final gangbang scored 17 shots in the box. The chimp is the alternative world cup champion, thank you all so much for all your kind and encouraging words I've recieved in the last 24 hours. It's fantastic to know so many people have been following my exploits with actual good feeling and wishing me all the best, it means the world to me and hubby( we are what some people might call weird but we enjoy ourselves in our own way, and if we can bring a bit of fun and humour in to other peoples lives it makes it all worthwile to us both ).
Had a great group of strikers tonight even had 2 in the box at the same time( imagine your curtains parted, bay windows of course )thanks to Air Jordan( hatrick ) and Riggs220. Also thanks to Diggsy from St Helens( hatrick ) for there multiple shots. Apparently Diggsys friends thought this challenge was a con, but he's gone home with video footage to prove them wrong haha.
My world cup awards will be in tomorrows blog. All scorers, this is the one that matters so keep following this is your chance to be a world cup legend lol.
Got to get going now, I know what a kebab feels like hehe. Very tired stretched and soggy Chimp out Jo x
July 11th
Just to let you all know I will be wearing a different kit tonight fed up of the sight of the England one. My other outfit is much sexier and sure to raise more than a few smiles lol.
If anyone wants details on future events I.e swingers nights, escorting services e.t.c contact me on my private email.
pimpachimp1@gmail.com
Just to clarify the world cup challenge was and is totally free of charge ( beer or my favourite tia maria is to get the party started ).
If anyone wants details on future events I.e swingers nights, escorting services e.t.c contact me on my private email.
pimpachimp1@gmail.com
Just to clarify the world cup challenge was and is totally free of charge ( beer or my favourite tia maria is to get the party started ).
July 11th 9.30am World cup final day
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Saturday, 10 July 2010
July 10th 6pm
Just to let you all know your favourite Chimp will be in tomorrow mornings Sunday Sport Newspaper. So get in if you want To take part in my world cup final gang bang tomorrow night. So it's your last chance to play with my special monkey ( hubbys name for my box ). Thanks again Chimp out Jo x
Friday, 9 July 2010
July 9 11.30 am
Chimp 158 World cup 139.
Hubby was looking at his videos and pics and as a result had to shoot 2 in my box. He said he was just checking to make sure all the shots went in without any need for doubt( doing it for my benefit apparently ). I'm sure he thinks I've got a zip on the back of my head, he really is a tosser at times, and coming to think about it that's all he'll be doing for a few days when my challenge finishes on Sunday night lol.
Last night just turned into a gang bang with my 5 team members, my net took a good pounding from the strikers and as a result I was on the pitch for nearly 3hrs. It's getting to the stage that when I want a cig, I'm not sure if to put it to my mouth or my ummm. This challenge gives a new meaning to the 20 a day smoker. So apologies to any man if you put your "team member" near my mouth and I reach for my lighter hehe. At least it will make you realise what my box feels like by the end of the night lol.
World cup final gang bang creampie special on Sunday, so this really is your last chance to score with me. Get in touch if you are up for it if not don't waste our time and enjoy yourselves playing with your own balls( list of timewasters now over 300 ).
P.s Im back in the Sunday sport this weekend so thanks for all your support. Chimp out Jo x
Hubby was looking at his videos and pics and as a result had to shoot 2 in my box. He said he was just checking to make sure all the shots went in without any need for doubt( doing it for my benefit apparently ). I'm sure he thinks I've got a zip on the back of my head, he really is a tosser at times, and coming to think about it that's all he'll be doing for a few days when my challenge finishes on Sunday night lol.
Last night just turned into a gang bang with my 5 team members, my net took a good pounding from the strikers and as a result I was on the pitch for nearly 3hrs. It's getting to the stage that when I want a cig, I'm not sure if to put it to my mouth or my ummm. This challenge gives a new meaning to the 20 a day smoker. So apologies to any man if you put your "team member" near my mouth and I reach for my lighter hehe. At least it will make you realise what my box feels like by the end of the night lol.
World cup final gang bang creampie special on Sunday, so this really is your last chance to score with me. Get in touch if you are up for it if not don't waste our time and enjoy yourselves playing with your own balls( list of timewasters now over 300 ).
P.s Im back in the Sunday sport this weekend so thanks for all your support. Chimp out Jo x
Thursday, 8 July 2010
July 8th 11pm
Pimpachimp 156 World cup 139.
Thanks to Paul2345 , Spankmaster, Looking for girls, Blackpool dom and Cjuk1999 for making the effort to turn up. The other 8 who couldn't be bothered to even come up with a excuse apart from being a lame dick( you know who you are ).
Anyway me and hubs had a great night with good people who where willing to take the challenge on. So thanks yet again to the ones who had the decency to let us know.
All the ones who had to suddenly go to work or suddenly found there faith in the little baby Jesus missed a fantastic night with me and hubs. Also amazing how many peoples satnavs suddenly stop working when they have the chance to shoot into a real sexy horny woman.
So thanks to the men for satisfying my greedy box( u know I love it ). I've had more dribbles than the whole of Maradonas career in the space of 4 weeks hehe.
What must it be like to be a timewasting impotent fool. They wake up thinking they can satisfy a woman and go to bed thinking if a woman looks at them not realising we feel sorry for them, that there sad lonely lives mean something haha.
I've been in every position tonight, defence, midfield and up front, but no one was willing to act as my goal keeper( hubs was too busy taking pictures, video ref I think not ).
Last event on Sunday 5-8 please please please no more timewasters( I know it's not going to happen but it's a nice thought )
People don't realise I'm doing this for fun when my challenge ends they will see a totally different side to me.
Thanks to all the men who have been round to shoot for there country, you are star strikers, the rest of you should be ashamed of your pathetic selves( u don't know what you've missed haha ).
Thanks to Paul2345 , Spankmaster, Looking for girls, Blackpool dom and Cjuk1999 for making the effort to turn up. The other 8 who couldn't be bothered to even come up with a excuse apart from being a lame dick( you know who you are ).
Anyway me and hubs had a great night with good people who where willing to take the challenge on. So thanks yet again to the ones who had the decency to let us know.
All the ones who had to suddenly go to work or suddenly found there faith in the little baby Jesus missed a fantastic night with me and hubs. Also amazing how many peoples satnavs suddenly stop working when they have the chance to shoot into a real sexy horny woman.
So thanks to the men for satisfying my greedy box( u know I love it ). I've had more dribbles than the whole of Maradonas career in the space of 4 weeks hehe.
What must it be like to be a timewasting impotent fool. They wake up thinking they can satisfy a woman and go to bed thinking if a woman looks at them not realising we feel sorry for them, that there sad lonely lives mean something haha.
I've been in every position tonight, defence, midfield and up front, but no one was willing to act as my goal keeper( hubs was too busy taking pictures, video ref I think not ).
Last event on Sunday 5-8 please please please no more timewasters( I know it's not going to happen but it's a nice thought )
People don't realise I'm doing this for fun when my challenge ends they will see a totally different side to me.
Thanks to all the men who have been round to shoot for there country, you are star strikers, the rest of you should be ashamed of your pathetic selves( u don't know what you've missed haha ).
July 8th
When the world cup ends me and hubby will hosting swingers nights at our home.
Single men women and couples are invited to have a funfilled sexy evening with us. We have limited space available so it will be on a first come first served basis.
If you are a single guy don't worry because the Chimp will always be available to service your needs just incase no other females turn up. So you are guaranteed not to be leaving with a heavy heart and a stiff cock. I know a lot of clubs that charge without any guarantee of any females being present.
There will be a small charge at the door to cover wear, tear and general hosting costs.
So if any guys, girls and couples are interested please contact me at- www.pimpachimp1@gmail.com
Thanks Jo x
Single men women and couples are invited to have a funfilled sexy evening with us. We have limited space available so it will be on a first come first served basis.
If you are a single guy don't worry because the Chimp will always be available to service your needs just incase no other females turn up. So you are guaranteed not to be leaving with a heavy heart and a stiff cock. I know a lot of clubs that charge without any guarantee of any females being present.
There will be a small charge at the door to cover wear, tear and general hosting costs.
So if any guys, girls and couples are interested please contact me at- www.pimpachimp1@gmail.com
Thanks Jo x
July 8th 11.30am
Chimp 148 World cup 139
Had a lazy day yesterday to give the football a chance to catch up, and also rest my little body and box. Anyway was great to see the Germans going home they accounted for 12 goals on there own. That was one of my Creampies that was, bloody sausage suckers tryIng to mess me up.
Only 2 games left now and I'm 9 stots in front with Creampie 6 tonight and my world cup final gang bang on Sunday 5-8pm. Only inviting a limited number tonight, but will still be expecting some multiple scorers hehe. Please remember no women are invited for any of these events because I want all the squad to myself( call me greedy but I want all the shots in my box only for my challenge ).
So don't be shy if anyone would like to turn up and finds it too intimidating watching me with up to 5 players at once, can have a closed door quickie to themselves, all shots are greatfully accepted and enjoyed lol. Most men do find it a huge turn on when they watch though.
Also I've had a few inquiries regarding my underwear worn during the Creampies. So anyone interested in making a offer for any of the pairs worn get in touch lol. Chimp out Jo x
Had a lazy day yesterday to give the football a chance to catch up, and also rest my little body and box. Anyway was great to see the Germans going home they accounted for 12 goals on there own. That was one of my Creampies that was, bloody sausage suckers tryIng to mess me up.
Only 2 games left now and I'm 9 stots in front with Creampie 6 tonight and my world cup final gang bang on Sunday 5-8pm. Only inviting a limited number tonight, but will still be expecting some multiple scorers hehe. Please remember no women are invited for any of these events because I want all the squad to myself( call me greedy but I want all the shots in my box only for my challenge ).
So don't be shy if anyone would like to turn up and finds it too intimidating watching me with up to 5 players at once, can have a closed door quickie to themselves, all shots are greatfully accepted and enjoyed lol. Most men do find it a huge turn on when they watch though.
Also I've had a few inquiries regarding my underwear worn during the Creampies. So anyone interested in making a offer for any of the pairs worn get in touch lol. Chimp out Jo x
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
July 7th 10 am
Chimp 148 World cup 138
Went out for a few pints with hubby yesterday had to get the bus because I couldn't walk properly after creampie 5 the night before. My box was really swollen after all the shots it took and I let out a little squeel evertime I sat down. Hubby found my discomfort highly amusing and so did everone in our local ( they all know about my challenge landlord showed my Sunday sport appearance to everone ).
Anyway hubs still had to score 1 when we got in and didn't show me any sympathy. He reckons it's him who's putting himself out and getting no reward ( I think he might be fibbing ) for all the work he's putting in lol.
Only 3 games left now, I've got Creampie 6 tomorrow night and a few single shooters booked in to boost my score. Also doing World cup final Creampie special on Sunday 6pm till 8 all previous scorers will be and are invited to this. I'll also be wearing a special outfit for the occasion which has never failed to make men rise to the occasion. Still thinking of doing a live cam feed for part of this with some men who don't mind being filmed, all will be asked but everones wishes shall be respected. Virtually everyone ( the 3 others know who they are especially the 1 who hubs threw his clothes out of the window for not obeying the rules and trying to make the night all about himself ) has been genuine and a pleasure to be around for what have been great evenings for hopefully everyone taking part. Not had any bad feedback so hopefully me and hubs have been descent hosts who have tried to make everone feel welcome and relaxed in what have turned out to be high scoring and enjoyable events.
So you've only got 2 chances left to score with the chimp so don't be shy and regret you never got in touch( I've had all shapes and sizes of men, all ages, all colours, bi and straight ) as long as all obey the rules your welcome I.e quick shots with a helping hand and a verbal arousing ahem pep talk lol. Chimp out Jo x
Went out for a few pints with hubby yesterday had to get the bus because I couldn't walk properly after creampie 5 the night before. My box was really swollen after all the shots it took and I let out a little squeel evertime I sat down. Hubby found my discomfort highly amusing and so did everone in our local ( they all know about my challenge landlord showed my Sunday sport appearance to everone ).
Anyway hubs still had to score 1 when we got in and didn't show me any sympathy. He reckons it's him who's putting himself out and getting no reward ( I think he might be fibbing ) for all the work he's putting in lol.
Only 3 games left now, I've got Creampie 6 tomorrow night and a few single shooters booked in to boost my score. Also doing World cup final Creampie special on Sunday 6pm till 8 all previous scorers will be and are invited to this. I'll also be wearing a special outfit for the occasion which has never failed to make men rise to the occasion. Still thinking of doing a live cam feed for part of this with some men who don't mind being filmed, all will be asked but everones wishes shall be respected. Virtually everyone ( the 3 others know who they are especially the 1 who hubs threw his clothes out of the window for not obeying the rules and trying to make the night all about himself ) has been genuine and a pleasure to be around for what have been great evenings for hopefully everyone taking part. Not had any bad feedback so hopefully me and hubs have been descent hosts who have tried to make everone feel welcome and relaxed in what have turned out to be high scoring and enjoyable events.
So you've only got 2 chances left to score with the chimp so don't be shy and regret you never got in touch( I've had all shapes and sizes of men, all ages, all colours, bi and straight ) as long as all obey the rules your welcome I.e quick shots with a helping hand and a verbal arousing ahem pep talk lol. Chimp out Jo x
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
July 6th 11am
My bloody box is all swollen and ever so tender thanks to all the balls bouncing around it and all the shots that went deep into the back of my net lol. Back hips and legs in need of professional physio to get me back on the pitch for Thursdays Creampie 6.
Anyway it's time for stat of the day- average male about 6inch, average strokes in me about 30, 21 shots recieved by me last night. Which makes a grand total of 315ft of cock I accepted last night( did enjoy it though) now that's what u call commitment to the cause hehe. Or put it another way since the start of the challenge I've had nearly 1/2 mile of love length inside me ( what a tart ) lol. Chimp ouch( mean out just sat down ) Jo x
Anyway it's time for stat of the day- average male about 6inch, average strokes in me about 30, 21 shots recieved by me last night. Which makes a grand total of 315ft of cock I accepted last night( did enjoy it though) now that's what u call commitment to the cause hehe. Or put it another way since the start of the challenge I've had nearly 1/2 mile of love length inside me ( what a tart ) lol. Chimp ouch( mean out just sat down ) Jo x
Monday, 5 July 2010
July 5th 11pm
Chimp 147 World Cup 133
Had a high scoring night actually a record thanks to all my strike force. One person had to get given a red card for not following the rules of my challenge. But nevermind all the rest of my shooters did a fantastic job and did there country proud. Had a few people who want to buy my box defence ( my knickers ) hubby as played on damp surfaces before but never anything that can be classed as swamp land lol. If England had my strike force the world cup would be in the bag by now.
By the way I'm holding my own closing ceremony on Sunday night, nothing to do with football I'm talking about my legs lol.
Had yet again loads of timewasters tonight, if everyone had turned up would have got about 60 shots in the box. Any way I'm well infront with only 4 games left. Creampie 6 on Thursday and the world cup final challenge on Sunday. Thanks for all your support it is so appreciated thanks from the Chimp and Hubs. Jo and Gary xx
Had a high scoring night actually a record thanks to all my strike force. One person had to get given a red card for not following the rules of my challenge. But nevermind all the rest of my shooters did a fantastic job and did there country proud. Had a few people who want to buy my box defence ( my knickers ) hubby as played on damp surfaces before but never anything that can be classed as swamp land lol. If England had my strike force the world cup would be in the bag by now.
By the way I'm holding my own closing ceremony on Sunday night, nothing to do with football I'm talking about my legs lol.
Had yet again loads of timewasters tonight, if everyone had turned up would have got about 60 shots in the box. Any way I'm well infront with only 4 games left. Creampie 6 on Thursday and the world cup final challenge on Sunday. Thanks for all your support it is so appreciated thanks from the Chimp and Hubs. Jo and Gary xx
July 5th 4 pm
Scores as same no goals so far.
Just about to do my pre Creampie warm up, still sorting my squad out for tonight. Yet again have had a load of last minute bottlers all the same lame excuses, bruised ego, broken fingernail, washing the parrot, ironing my gerbil, dagenham girl pipers have just turned up for an orgie, Elvis spoke to them in there sleep and told them not to go " way down " for a bit of " burning love " because they are just " teddy bears " with " suspicious minds ". Lol
I'll keep u all posted on tonights score later, so wish me luck. What is it that Mr Spock says " love length and prosper " that's right I shall use it as my inspiration. Thanks all. Chimp out Jo x
Just about to do my pre Creampie warm up, still sorting my squad out for tonight. Yet again have had a load of last minute bottlers all the same lame excuses, bruised ego, broken fingernail, washing the parrot, ironing my gerbil, dagenham girl pipers have just turned up for an orgie, Elvis spoke to them in there sleep and told them not to go " way down " for a bit of " burning love " because they are just " teddy bears " with " suspicious minds ". Lol
I'll keep u all posted on tonights score later, so wish me luck. What is it that Mr Spock says " love length and prosper " that's right I shall use it as my inspiration. Thanks all. Chimp out Jo x
Sunday, 4 July 2010
July 4th 11pm
Chimp 126 World Cup 133
Just had the one shot today in my reserve box hubby tried to convince me it counts as 2 but I'm not that daft lol. He also said because it is tighter it is more difficult to shoot in, funny it didn't take as long then considering it's so much harder to score. So at least my box for tomorrows creampie has had chance to tighten up it's defence. Trouble is why I'm sitting here I'm dribbling out of the wrong one. Hubby also said there was a Algerian striker called A Nal who scored a goal in World cup so he had to as well( got a feeling he might of been lying ). Got a squad of 30 so far for tomorrows event but we will see how many let there country down again. Going now, but know how it feels to have your defence stretched when they get in round the back hehe. Nite nite don't let the buggers bite. Pimpachimp out Jo x
Just had the one shot today in my reserve box hubby tried to convince me it counts as 2 but I'm not that daft lol. He also said because it is tighter it is more difficult to shoot in, funny it didn't take as long then considering it's so much harder to score. So at least my box for tomorrows creampie has had chance to tighten up it's defence. Trouble is why I'm sitting here I'm dribbling out of the wrong one. Hubby also said there was a Algerian striker called A Nal who scored a goal in World cup so he had to as well( got a feeling he might of been lying ). Got a squad of 30 so far for tomorrows event but we will see how many let there country down again. Going now, but know how it feels to have your defence stretched when they get in round the back hehe. Nite nite don't let the buggers bite. Pimpachimp out Jo x
Saturday, 3 July 2010
July 3rd 11pm
Pimpachimp 125 World Cup 133
Had a rest day today so I can get my net back in place after the 20 shots put in it last night lol. I see the Germans are intent on proving themselves to be master race yet again so men of England the Chimp needs you to take up the challenge.
Never in the field of human cumflict has so much been asked of so many for so few ( only me, can you see what I'm getting at hehe ). We shall fight them on our bitches ( can be one at times ask hubby ) we will fight them on our streets, but most of all we will show them how it's done in the bedroom. So anyone turning up wearing laderhosen and slapping there thighs and not my Nicky Butt ( he's a footiest by the way I think that's what you call them ) will be turned away.
So we need a few Chieftans a couple of Spitfires a hopefully a load of mighty big Howitzers to make my squad of Dambusters get my box running bigger and better than ever lol. Have to get going now, promised Hubby he can have my other net tonight. So he will quite literally be hitting the Back of my nets lol. Chimp out Hubs in ouch. Jo x
Had a rest day today so I can get my net back in place after the 20 shots put in it last night lol. I see the Germans are intent on proving themselves to be master race yet again so men of England the Chimp needs you to take up the challenge.
Never in the field of human cumflict has so much been asked of so many for so few ( only me, can you see what I'm getting at hehe ). We shall fight them on our bitches ( can be one at times ask hubby ) we will fight them on our streets, but most of all we will show them how it's done in the bedroom. So anyone turning up wearing laderhosen and slapping there thighs and not my Nicky Butt ( he's a footiest by the way I think that's what you call them ) will be turned away.
So we need a few Chieftans a couple of Spitfires a hopefully a load of mighty big Howitzers to make my squad of Dambusters get my box running bigger and better than ever lol. Have to get going now, promised Hubby he can have my other net tonight. So he will quite literally be hitting the Back of my nets lol. Chimp out Hubs in ouch. Jo x
July 3rd 10am
Morning after the night before
Everone will be glad to know I've managed to get my legs back together, had to use block and tackle though lol. Have to be carefull walking down the stairs today, if I walk to fast my box will most probably start whistling the tune to The Dam Busters hehe.
Anyway managed to score a personal best of 20 by end of the night. Thanks to Just Sex who brought the cans and 12Rach88 who brought my favourite tipple Tia Maria what made the night go off with a bang(literally).
Just about to announce Creampie 5 for Monday night 7-9pm so all who've turned up are invited and the ones who are timewasters will be blocked from my profile.
By the way I've got a list of timewasters and bottlers now approaching 200 anyone who wants to know get in touch and I will gladly name and shame them lol. Chimp out Jo x
Everone will be glad to know I've managed to get my legs back together, had to use block and tackle though lol. Have to be carefull walking down the stairs today, if I walk to fast my box will most probably start whistling the tune to The Dam Busters hehe.
Anyway managed to score a personal best of 20 by end of the night. Thanks to Just Sex who brought the cans and 12Rach88 who brought my favourite tipple Tia Maria what made the night go off with a bang(literally).
Just about to announce Creampie 5 for Monday night 7-9pm so all who've turned up are invited and the ones who are timewasters will be blocked from my profile.
By the way I've got a list of timewasters and bottlers now approaching 200 anyone who wants to know get in touch and I will gladly name and shame them lol. Chimp out Jo x
Friday, 2 July 2010
July 3 rd 0115 am
Chimp 125 World cup 128
Creampie 4 just finished, had 30 booked in 11 turned up but had 2 hattricks and 4 braces had a great night even though all the timewasters didn't turn up. The ones who did turn up did there country proud to make up for the ones who are the dreamers who want to smear themselves in peanut butter and pretend they've got a woman who isn't inflatable lol. Everyone who turns up proves themselves to be a man and not a prepubescent child who wants to play at being a man. Thanks again to the men not boys.
Anyway nearlly caught up and certainly will win now. Creampie 5 on Monday the world cup doesn't stand a chance. I've got a squad of 50 people who I can count on, some of them are multiple scorers. Special thanks tonight to 12rach88 and Andz21 both muscle men who were well up for it. Chimp out. Jo xxx
Creampie 4 just finished, had 30 booked in 11 turned up but had 2 hattricks and 4 braces had a great night even though all the timewasters didn't turn up. The ones who did turn up did there country proud to make up for the ones who are the dreamers who want to smear themselves in peanut butter and pretend they've got a woman who isn't inflatable lol. Everyone who turns up proves themselves to be a man and not a prepubescent child who wants to play at being a man. Thanks again to the men not boys.
Anyway nearlly caught up and certainly will win now. Creampie 5 on Monday the world cup doesn't stand a chance. I've got a squad of 50 people who I can count on, some of them are multiple scorers. Special thanks tonight to 12rach88 and Andz21 both muscle men who were well up for it. Chimp out. Jo xxx
Thursday, 1 July 2010
July 2nd 07.30am
Chimp 105 World cup 123
No scoring yesterday, world cup had a day off so I took the opportunity to go to town and sort out a few things. Been on my back for nearly 3 weeks so a bit of r&r was needed. Unfortunately this was not on the gods agenda as I got called to sort a few family problems out, and as a result only got in at 11.30pm. So Macaroni and Andz21 will be sorted out in due course, they are both still cuming to creampie 4 tonight.
So am now fully rested and ready to go for tonights Creampie, got a big squad lined up so hopefully will beat best score of 18 in 1 night. All team will be given a stirring speach to push them on to greater effort to score at least a few doubles and hopefully a few hatricks lol. Failure is not a option ur country needs u to show England is a great and noble country with the best strikers, dirtiest tacklers, biggest ahem passion to give the Chimp the biggest dribbles in the box so far lol. So going to have a lazy day sorting out some more team players for tonight all welcome. And then get my kit on for the big push and bang tonight.
Me and hubs are considering doing a live webcam creampie for the world cup final. What would you all prefer to watch, my box being scored in by a team of men or a team of footballers kicking a ball around and diving( only diving I like is certainly not on a pitch ).
So I will let u know how tonight goes later be prepared for my score to jump up right behind the world cup. Chimp out Jo x
No scoring yesterday, world cup had a day off so I took the opportunity to go to town and sort out a few things. Been on my back for nearly 3 weeks so a bit of r&r was needed. Unfortunately this was not on the gods agenda as I got called to sort a few family problems out, and as a result only got in at 11.30pm. So Macaroni and Andz21 will be sorted out in due course, they are both still cuming to creampie 4 tonight.
So am now fully rested and ready to go for tonights Creampie, got a big squad lined up so hopefully will beat best score of 18 in 1 night. All team will be given a stirring speach to push them on to greater effort to score at least a few doubles and hopefully a few hatricks lol. Failure is not a option ur country needs u to show England is a great and noble country with the best strikers, dirtiest tacklers, biggest ahem passion to give the Chimp the biggest dribbles in the box so far lol. So going to have a lazy day sorting out some more team players for tonight all welcome. And then get my kit on for the big push and bang tonight.
Me and hubs are considering doing a live webcam creampie for the world cup final. What would you all prefer to watch, my box being scored in by a team of men or a team of footballers kicking a ball around and diving( only diving I like is certainly not on a pitch ).
So I will let u know how tonight goes later be prepared for my score to jump up right behind the world cup. Chimp out Jo x
Wednesday, 30 June 2010
June 30 11 pm
Chimp 105 World cup 123
Had a great day and night not one timewaster( thanks to Mersey male, Ks 120670, Deeper Harder, Want a gud ride and Jumbo 1983 who was my 100th shooter ). Few doubles and hubby had to score himself because he was well turned on. He has to watch me walking around in my kit for most of the challenge. He's had nearly as many cigs in he's mouth as I've had c---s in my box lol.
I've heard a few football quotes since my challenge one of them is " they don't like it up em " . Don't understand that being a innocent female(don't even go there)because I really do like it up me, saying that Hubs doesn't mind either hehe.
It's a sorry state of affairs when you've got one girl keeping the hopes of the nation alive and don't forget I'm not getting paid unlike our supposed England team. At least I show a bit of passion and will give and recieve for blighty lol.
Before I go I would like to thank u all for your support against the idiots who where trying to ruin my challenge by being total timewasting jealous I've got no life but smearing myself in utterly buttery will make me attractive to the top of the ugly tree which they fell out of. Lol. Pimpachimp damp moist and that's nothing to do with the weather. Thanks again Creampie 4 Friday get intouch if u want to help your country. Jo x
Had a great day and night not one timewaster( thanks to Mersey male, Ks 120670, Deeper Harder, Want a gud ride and Jumbo 1983 who was my 100th shooter ). Few doubles and hubby had to score himself because he was well turned on. He has to watch me walking around in my kit for most of the challenge. He's had nearly as many cigs in he's mouth as I've had c---s in my box lol.
I've heard a few football quotes since my challenge one of them is " they don't like it up em " . Don't understand that being a innocent female(don't even go there)because I really do like it up me, saying that Hubs doesn't mind either hehe.
It's a sorry state of affairs when you've got one girl keeping the hopes of the nation alive and don't forget I'm not getting paid unlike our supposed England team. At least I show a bit of passion and will give and recieve for blighty lol.
Before I go I would like to thank u all for your support against the idiots who where trying to ruin my challenge by being total timewasting jealous I've got no life but smearing myself in utterly buttery will make me attractive to the top of the ugly tree which they fell out of. Lol. Pimpachimp damp moist and that's nothing to do with the weather. Thanks again Creampie 4 Friday get intouch if u want to help your country. Jo x
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
June 29
Had a very interesting day today, I've had so called strickers who should of been round that totally bottled and blamed the manager(does that remind u of anyone of the so called golden generation yet again). Had people that can't score obviosly impotent in front of box but blaming the ball. Me and hubs totally apreciate all goal scorers but we seem to be attracting all of the jealous non arrivals at moment. Amazing how many people who are not capable of scoring turn agaist you when they are the ones who have suddenly got a funeral, hospital appointment, forgot the address, got called in to work at last minute without letting us know. And general kids excuses for not going to real horny human biology. Thanks Chimp out. Jo x
June 29
Chimp 97 World cup 122
The cum back continues had a great time at creampie 3 last night, recieved lots of shots from varying angles, different lengths and sizes lol. My box looked like a waterfall flowing round to my substitute box( still hubs only so don't ask or try hehe ). I know I anticipated but going off last night a few of my squad had not had a shot in goal for a while. Special thanks to midfield general who caught 2 trains, got a hotel and a taxi to get to score for me all the way from Newcastle and brought me a bottle of tia maria( hint hint ). Got Creampie 4 on Friday 7-9 all shots will be gratefully accepted now it's me against the world cup alone thanks to England being rubbish. I will be naming my world cup dream team at the end of challenge categories include - quickest hattrick , longest stricker , thickest stricker , most dribbler in the box , best subs appearance , longest journey to support the cause , youngest and oldest scorer , most likely to do a Armani underwear ad , most likely for a chant of who ate all the pies( this is the most hotly contested category lol ), dirtyest player , fastest scorer and of course the most prestigious of them. Ladies and gentlemen I will announce the Golden Cock for the most shots in my box lol.
The cum back continues had a great time at creampie 3 last night, recieved lots of shots from varying angles, different lengths and sizes lol. My box looked like a waterfall flowing round to my substitute box( still hubs only so don't ask or try hehe ). I know I anticipated but going off last night a few of my squad had not had a shot in goal for a while. Special thanks to midfield general who caught 2 trains, got a hotel and a taxi to get to score for me all the way from Newcastle and brought me a bottle of tia maria( hint hint ). Got Creampie 4 on Friday 7-9 all shots will be gratefully accepted now it's me against the world cup alone thanks to England being rubbish. I will be naming my world cup dream team at the end of challenge categories include - quickest hattrick , longest stricker , thickest stricker , most dribbler in the box , best subs appearance , longest journey to support the cause , youngest and oldest scorer , most likely to do a Armani underwear ad , most likely for a chant of who ate all the pies( this is the most hotly contested category lol ), dirtyest player , fastest scorer and of course the most prestigious of them. Ladies and gentlemen I will announce the Golden Cock for the most shots in my box lol.
Monday, 28 June 2010
June 28
Chimp 80 World cup 116
2 today in the box creampie 3 tonight going for a new record tonight, previous best in one night 18 so hopefully my scorers can show the England team how to shoot in the box I wouldn't invite any of them they would probably shoot wide or in the wrong box. That's for hubby only by the way lol. Managed to get a few new strikers lined up last night in pub promised they would do a lot of dribbling in my box lol. I thought I had no defence around my area until I saw England yesterday I wouldn't trust them with any kind of tackle nevermind the kind I want for my challenge lol. And just to say all my shots are not disputable they go right to the back of my net unlike Lampards the referee is not in any doubt. My box swalllows everything up that's placed in it and any balls near it are not allowed out until a shot is scored lol. Anyway wish me luck for tonight I've got a feeling it's going to be a wet and moist night and that's before I go to sleep. Probably by tomorrow my knees will have to send each other telegrams to keep in touch he he. Chimp out Jo x
2 today in the box creampie 3 tonight going for a new record tonight, previous best in one night 18 so hopefully my scorers can show the England team how to shoot in the box I wouldn't invite any of them they would probably shoot wide or in the wrong box. That's for hubby only by the way lol. Managed to get a few new strikers lined up last night in pub promised they would do a lot of dribbling in my box lol. I thought I had no defence around my area until I saw England yesterday I wouldn't trust them with any kind of tackle nevermind the kind I want for my challenge lol. And just to say all my shots are not disputable they go right to the back of my net unlike Lampards the referee is not in any doubt. My box swalllows everything up that's placed in it and any balls near it are not allowed out until a shot is scored lol. Anyway wish me luck for tonight I've got a feeling it's going to be a wet and moist night and that's before I go to sleep. Probably by tomorrow my knees will have to send each other telegrams to keep in touch he he. Chimp out Jo x
Sunday, 27 June 2010
June 27 England v Germany
Pimpachimp 78 World cup 107
hey guys hubby and his friend just slotted a few shots away. Getting ready to go out shortly. Might be dry outside but there's places I can assure you that are very moist with a chance of a bit of a downfall when walking to town(if confused ask a lady) lol. My defence is still leaking a bit after Friday night creampie and it had better tighten up by tomorrow night lol. Be in Friars court, Warrington by 2.15 don't be shy and have a chat. I'll be wearing my England top, very very little denim shorts to cover what's left of my modesty and cowboy boots. Thanks for following it's very much appreciated. Will be trying to pick up a few prospective scorers for next week or even this evening lol. Jo x
hey guys hubby and his friend just slotted a few shots away. Getting ready to go out shortly. Might be dry outside but there's places I can assure you that are very moist with a chance of a bit of a downfall when walking to town(if confused ask a lady) lol. My defence is still leaking a bit after Friday night creampie and it had better tighten up by tomorrow night lol. Be in Friars court, Warrington by 2.15 don't be shy and have a chat. I'll be wearing my England top, very very little denim shorts to cover what's left of my modesty and cowboy boots. Thanks for following it's very much appreciated. Will be trying to pick up a few prospective scorers for next week or even this evening lol. Jo x
Saturday, 26 June 2010
June 26
Chimp 76 Wcup 107. Had a quiet day today only the 3 scorers. I know some women who have not had 3 men in there lives never mind in 1 day and I'm the one complaining lol. Been out in the sun today trying to get a all over tan for my 3rd creampie on Monday. Got a few booked for tomorrow hopefully my box will be fully back up to match standards cum the big game against Germany. I'll be out in Warrington for the game so if anyone recognises me please feel free to come and have a chat and I'll try to fit u in to score. I'll be in Friars Court from about 2pm with hubby. Cum on England. Jo x
Friday, 25 June 2010
June 25
Chimp 73 world cup 101. Just done second creampie 18 shots in my box. Including the fastest hatrick so far of world cup. 4 doubles and plenty of single shots. Hubby was the video referee to clarify all went in my box lol. Thanks to all who turned up it was a real turn on. Probably be walking like John Wayne tomorrow but it has to be done and I'm not a quitter. The cum back begins I've got 16 days left world cup has got 16 matches. Another creampie on Monday all invited just no timewasters. Few booked tomorrow and England v Germany Sunday. Chimp going bed to rest my ah hum. Keep the faith. Jo x
June 25
Chimp 54 World cup 95 one hatrick scored late last night had a great time and a few beers. So thanks for that young guy great stamina in the box lol. Had a double off hubby this morning and a quick shot off a sub. There's been 44 games in world cup so far only 20 left so watch the chimp catch up from later on today. Got about 20 booked in for creampie later so hoping for some heavy scoring lol. Getting a lot of timewasters who are obviously scared to be near a girl. So enjoy ur hands because women want men not sexually confused impotent wannabes. So all u pencil dicks go retreat back to your sad pathetic little lonely lives with ur box sets of star trek. And leave the challenge to real men lol
Thursday, 24 June 2010
June 24
Hi people. England got through thank the lord made us sweat though. Score update after this afternoons matches. Chimp 47 world cup 88. Got 6 so far today. My toyboy got a double in quick succesion to help me out. Few more planned for later. Also got my creampie tomorrow night from 7 till 9. Got a list of 20 for that so hoping for some heavy scoring in my box. If the one on Monday is anything to go by should be a record for the world cup in one day lol. Jo
Wednesday, 23 June 2010
June 23
Chimpster 41 World cup 77. Thanks to the lads who stepped off the subs bench last night at short notice after my first choice strikers didn't turn up. Amazing the bigger the talk the smaller the bottle to score for the country. Reminds me of our England team, all talk and when they get on the pitch no action lol.
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
June 22nd
Pimpachimp 37 World cup 71. Scored 1 so far today few more planned for this evening. Been taking it easy so far today my box took a bit of battering from all the shots last night lol. Also realised there's 4 games a day until Friday. I'll be cuming back strong when we get to the knockout stages. Lots of things planned. Keep a lookout. Jo
22nd June
Woke up this morning got a few more scorers lined up today. Creampie last night great success. Never seen so much dribbling in the box. Thanks again guys for doing your bit for Queen and country. Should be getting a few shots after dinner. So will keep you all informed. Thanks for following. Jo
Monday, 21 June 2010
21st June
Pimpachimp 36 - world cup 67
Just scored 11 in the same time as Portugal scored 7 YES.
Thank you to all the guys who contributed to the creampie evening it was all very much appreciated. Great scoring lol
Me and hubby had a fantastic time and are now planning our next event watch out for details.
Just scored 11 in the same time as Portugal scored 7 YES.
Thank you to all the guys who contributed to the creampie evening it was all very much appreciated. Great scoring lol
Me and hubby had a fantastic time and are now planning our next event watch out for details.
21st June
pimpachimp 25 -world cup 64 no thanks to timewaster but thank you to the guy who came off the bench for me.
21st June
Pimpachimp 23- world cup 57.
Scores are finally moving now and special thanks to the two guys last night very enjoyable lol. Look forward to seeing you again.
Got quite a few for today now so hopefully this should get me well on my way.
Scores are finally moving now and special thanks to the two guys last night very enjoyable lol. Look forward to seeing you again.
Got quite a few for today now so hopefully this should get me well on my way.
Sunday, 20 June 2010
20th June
Yet another timewaster for 6pm Lpool23 text me today to check everything ok then bottled it at last minute will not even reply to my msgs.
Score now pimpachimp 17 -world cup 53 At least 3 more tomorrow and creampie at 7pm that should help me out lol.
Score now pimpachimp 17 -world cup 53 At least 3 more tomorrow and creampie at 7pm that should help me out lol.
20th June
Score are coming in thick and fast for the world cup. pimpachimp 16 - world cup 51 this is not good. Come on guys got to pull it out for me lol.
20th June
Ok first score of the day now pimpachimp16 - world cup 49 this is going to be such hard work lol. Be a few more by the end of the day. Creampie spaces are filling up quickly now so should be alot of goals scored on monday night huge help. Dont worry guys if can't make it there will be more held over the course of this tournament.
Saturday, 19 June 2010
19th June
Scores are in pimpachimp 15 - World cup 46.
Hoping for at least 4 more shots tonight.
Just for the people who don't know what a creampie is:- its when i lie on the bed as many men as possible turn up and take turns shooting in my box.
Hoping for at least 4 more shots tonight.
Just for the people who don't know what a creampie is:- its when i lie on the bed as many men as possible turn up and take turns shooting in my box.
19th June
Ok guys well this is it i'm back from injury and need to start scoring again (alot) lol. Pimpachimp 14 - World Cup 44. So you can see how much i have to score.
Doing a creampie special monday and will keep you posted on how it went and how many scored. I wonder if there will be any hat-tricks?
xxxxxx
Doing a creampie special monday and will keep you posted on how it went and how many scored. I wonder if there will be any hat-tricks?
xxxxxx
Wednesday, 16 June 2010
16th June
Morning guys, well still not good especially with world cup scores getting higher, come weekend I am seriously going to be playing catch up. lol. So will be wanting players for weekend and next week, to take as many shots as possible.
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
14th June
Well my back is shattered this morning so going to have a few days off and then restart so I will be trying to get all you guys to come and help me out. So come on need more players to come and take a shot in my box will have alot of catching up to do. lol
13th June
Noooooooooooo, Bloody Germany again. I'm now down World Cup leading. Score now Pimpachimp 10 - World Cup 13. Beginning to hate this now lol.
Need more help guys.
Need more help guys.
13th June
Just to let everyone know this story is in the Sunday Sport newspaper today. They have not done a bad job lol. And I have scored 1 more goal.
Pimpachimp 9 - World Cup 7 Im in the lead.
12th June
Went out for the England game in my kit (how sexy did I look lol)was hoping to try and score while the game was on but had to settle for afterwards lol. Managed to get 2 more in the box yipee.
Score now pimpachimp 8 - world cup 7
Score now pimpachimp 8 - world cup 7
12th June
First score of the day now leading 6-2. Does anyone know any good physio's im going to need one very shortly lol.
Keep them coming guys.xxxxxxx
Keep them coming guys.xxxxxxx
11th june
Had a really good start. Pimpachimp 4 - World cup 2 so i would say that is good going. Hoping it will be 5-2 shortly hubby now wants a go lol.
11th June 2010
I am starting my alternative World Cup Challenge, I shall explain. In the last world cup around 147 goals were scored in the whole of the the world cup over the 4 weeks. My aim is to score more goals in my box than goals in this world cup put together it is being done over the 4 weeks by the way not all at once lol.
So come on guys come and help me out, i'm going to need it.
(God what am I letting myself in for lol).
Well kick off time lets go.
So come on guys come and help me out, i'm going to need it.
(God what am I letting myself in for lol).
Well kick off time lets go.
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