Hey how's my congregation doing today, imagine if I started my own church and did sermons about my exploits. All you guys would be invited to my weekly confessional with me dressed in my sexy nuns outfit. My tales would make a catholic priest blush and you think what those dirty bastards get up to lol. Wonder how long it would be before they got there staffs out to bend me over and give me a jolly good chastising ( in the name of the lord of course hehe ).
How's this for a take on the lords prayer-
Our chimp who ain't going to heaven, dirty sex will be your pain.
You had cum and cum until you were done, on the bed aswell as the kitchen.
So I give hubby his daily head and he leads me into seedy temptation.
I've had fathers, sons and fortunately no goats( hubs hasn't thought of that )
And he delivers me into all things evil.
In other words Alllll Mennnnn. Lol
Was out with hubs last night and got a few people lined up for our swingers night. He said there's no rest for the wicked and he proved it by insisting I give his refs whistle a blow in the back of the taxi on the way home hehe. He then finished me off on the staircase before we got to our front door lol. So yet again I was dribbling all night in bed.
Chimp out Jo x
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