Pimpachimp 156 World cup  139. 
Thanks to Paul2345 , Spankmaster, Looking for girls, Blackpool dom and Cjuk1999 for making the effort to turn up. The other 8 who couldn't be bothered to even come up with a excuse apart from being a lame dick( you know who you are ). 
Anyway me and hubs had a great night with good people who where willing to take the challenge on. So thanks yet again to the ones who had the decency to let us know. 
All the ones who had to suddenly go to work or suddenly found there faith in the little baby Jesus missed a fantastic night with me and hubs. Also amazing how many peoples satnavs suddenly stop working when they have the chance to shoot into a real sexy horny woman. 
So thanks to the men for satisfying my greedy box( u know I love it ). I've had more dribbles than the whole of Maradonas career in the space of 4 weeks hehe. 
What must it be like to be a timewasting impotent fool. They wake up thinking they can satisfy a woman and go to bed thinking if a woman looks at them not realising we feel sorry for them, that there sad lonely lives mean something haha. 
I've been in every position tonight, defence, midfield and up front, but no one was willing to act as my goal keeper( hubs was too busy taking pictures, video ref I think not ). 
Last event on Sunday 5-8 please please please no more timewasters( I know it's not going to happen but it's a nice thought ) 
People don't realise I'm doing this for fun when my challenge ends they will see a totally different side to me. 
Thanks to all the men who have been round to shoot for there country, you are star strikers, the rest of you should be ashamed of your pathetic selves( u don't know what you've missed haha ).
 
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